Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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