seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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