Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Randomize
