Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
