No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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