We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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