the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
