Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
