I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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