sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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