I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
third nipple confirmed
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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