if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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