they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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