Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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