CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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