Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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