I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I FOUND THE LEGS
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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