We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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