and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
