Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
