from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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