So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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