Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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