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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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