IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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