whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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