Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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