how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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