Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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