we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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