She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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