i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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