Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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