Dual....:-)
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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