I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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