last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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