Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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