Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You are a genius and a whore.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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