All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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