I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
True college students do jello shots in the library
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