either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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