i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I could make wine with my vomit
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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