so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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