I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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