I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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