For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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