i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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