Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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