I got chris browned last night
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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