if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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