On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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