ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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