so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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