But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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